8:45 this morning in the music room, Samuel Peterson was seen playing piano in room 302. As his fingers blazed across the keys, onlookers subconsciously remarked, “Gee wilikers, that kid can play.”, “I wish I hadn’t given up piano when I was six, then maybe there would be a chance of retaining at least a quarter of his skill.”, “I forgot to wear clean underwear today.” All of them burning with jealousy, and the desire to force friendship upon him. Unfortunately, the bell rang before he could complete his fourth round through Nyan Cat, which he was playing at twice the speed that is humanly possible. He has mad skill. Mad skill.
Moral of this article, converse with this super cool cat, and make sure to wear clean underwear.